Difference between TV and Computer

What is difference between TV and Computer?

Ans.  Nothng both are ididot box but the way of using is different.

Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

The most beautiful people

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Qurry

Son: Dady when i will get elder when i will gor for anywhere and i didn't ask for mother?
Dady: My son still i m too not so elder.

Arz kiya hai;

Arz kiya hai;
Tere dar pe sanam.......
Tere dar pe sanam, Hazar bar ayenge ,
Ghanti bajayenge or bhag jayenge.

Beauti

Chand ke liye sitare anek hai,
Sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,
Aap ke liye or huzzzar hinge,
Humare liye, aap ek han.

Confess

Bekhude ki zindagi hum jjiya nahi kerte,
Jaam dusro se chheen ker hum piya nahi karte,
Unko mohabbat hai to aa kar izhaar karien,
Pichha hum kisi ka kiya nahin karte.

Beauti

Asman Se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki Chandni se nehlai hai,
Mere dosti sambhaal ke rakhna yehdosti;
Yeh meri zendagi ki kamai hai.

Fact

Har narajgi ka matlab inkaar nhi hota,

Har muskurahat ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Jindagi main najre mil hi jati hai,

Mgar hur nazar ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Waiting

Chale bhi aao hum tumhi se pyar kerte hai,

Yahi toh gunah hai jo hum baar baar kerte hai,

Jalaker hum apne dil  ko muhabbat main,

Tumhare aana ka intzar kerte hai.

Pain

Juban se naam late ho,

Toh aasu aaa jate hai,

Kabhi hazaro baate kerte thay,

Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jate hai.

Love

Whenever u c love is comming 2 u...........

Welcome it with open arms,

Embrance let it enter in 2 u,

when people ask 2 u that ---   :R u in Love?

Just smile and say , "No, Love is in me".

Difference

Difference between Love and Friendship____

Balance nhi hai phir bhi baat kerna is love and balance hote huye call na kerna is known as friendship

Friendship

Friendship is a type of network that needs------

No Recharge!!!!!!!!

No Roaming!!!!!!!!!!

No Activation!!!!!!!!!!

No signal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Validation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But just don't switch off ur heart.

Jokes

Khud ko buland ker itna ki blundi per chad jao jaise taise.
Chadne  ke baad khuda bhi tujh se puche ay ab uterega kaise kaise.


Tab tak pyar se yar mat karo
Jab tak pyar tumse pyar na kare.
Or jab pyar tumse payr kare toh
Pyar se itna pyar karo ki
Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare.

:) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Be Aware

If anybody will be say 2 u that u r crazy.
Then don't be angry.

If anybody will be say that u r stupid.
Then u must be cool.

But if anybody will be say 2 u that u r smart
Then give a great slap after all jokes shuld be in limit.

Good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Wish For All

Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubara , Jivan Ka har pal Mubarak
Bitye kal ki baatye choro, Aane wala har kal Mubarak.



Jokes



Ho tujhme himmat toh Taj Mahal ko hila de
Warna pile thodi si sarab aur Taj Mahal ko hilta hua Dekh.

Wish

Love is not Life.
Love is a Past of Life.
It's a better u know
My dear friend

Today waiting for someone  who wants to be my sweet valentine.

Remember

Ae khuda hamari tarah unko tanhai na de ,
Hum ji lenge tanha magar unko juda na de,
Hamari nigaho main basi rahe unki surat,
unko dikhai na de.

Tears

Baris main hum pani bankar baras jayenge,
Patjhar main phul bankar bikhar jayenge,
Kyu kya hua jo hum apko itna tang karte hai,
Kal app in lamho ke liye bhi taras jayenge

Full Form

The Full Form of JOB :-
J for Just
O for Obey
B for Boss

Fact

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

Agar koi apla dil dukhya toh uska bura mat manana,
kyuki ye kudrat ka niyam k\hai,
jis ped parsabse mithe fal hote hai, usko sabse hyada patthar lagte hai...........@

Sorrow

Dariya wafaooo ka kabi rukta nahi,
mohabat main insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
aur wo sochte hai dil hamara nahi.

Fact

Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya hai Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya hai na call na miss call na sms ka jawab Har koi mobile rakh k nawab ho gaya hai.

Joke

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonch reh jati hai...;-)

Pray

Chand Chamakta He Chandni Ke Liye

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Suraj Nikalta Hai Rosni Ke Liye

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Ye Sms Nhi Dua Hai Meri

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Tumhari Lambi Zindgi Ke Liye

Fun

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonch reh jati hai...;-)

Fact

Evolution of man:

Without shaadi- Spiderman

Shaadi k din- Superman

Shaadi k baad- Gentleman Aur

Biwi khoobsurat hui to sari umar- Watchman.