If every one forgets you I will be with you

If every one forgets you, I will be with you,
If every one betrays you I will be with you,
If every one lets you down I will still be with you,
But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them...

Friends are like a page in the book of life

Friends are like a page in the book of life.
Every page with a different subject.
But you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life.
Have a wonderful life....

Difference between TV and Computer

What is difference between TV and Computer?

Ans.  Nothng both are ididot box but the way of using is different.

Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
.
A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
.
And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

The most beautiful people

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Fact

Har narajgi ka matlab inkaar nhi hota,

Har muskurahat ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Jindagi main najre mil hi jati hai,

Mgar hur nazar ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Jokes

Khud ko buland ker itna ki blundi per chad jao jaise taise.
Chadne  ke baad khuda bhi tujh se puche ay ab uterega kaise kaise.


Tab tak pyar se yar mat karo
Jab tak pyar tumse pyar na kare.
Or jab pyar tumse payr kare toh
Pyar se itna pyar karo ki
Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare.

:) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)