I Am Thankful For All The Joy You Brought Into My Life

On This special Day,
A Star Of pure Love Appeared 2 be My Gift ... My Present & My Future
Which is You...!!!
I'm Very Thankful For All The Joy & happiness You Brought Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love and have a wonderful life.....!!!

Smile is FREE

You probably know what is the longest word in English language.
Yes, it is "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between the two "S" (S mile S).
And the best of all it is FREE It costs absolutely nothing for you,
but can mean the world to the person who receives it!
so please spread smiles everywhere.

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

Qurry

Son: Dady when i will get elder when i will gor for anywhere and i didn't ask for mother?
Dady: My son still i m too not so elder.

Arz kiya hai;

Arz kiya hai;
Tere dar pe sanam.......
Tere dar pe sanam, Hazar bar ayenge ,
Ghanti bajayenge or bhag jayenge.

Joke

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonch reh jati hai...;-)

Fun

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonch reh jati hai...;-)

Fact

Evolution of man:

Without shaadi- Spiderman

Shaadi k din- Superman

Shaadi k baad- Gentleman Aur

Biwi khoobsurat hui to sari umar- Watchman.

Fun

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       _/) (/_

!"i""""<"<""""!"i

Lo Hum to ab aap k mobile may charpai bicha kr beth gaye hain. Ab SMS kroge to hi uthenge

Hasi K Raste Pr Chala Karo..Khushiyo Ki Mehak Liya Karo.,PYAAR Se Dilon Ko Chua Kro..Jab Aapka DIL Udas Ho.,

Toh Is"Sweet C Aafat" Ko YAAD Kiya Kro.....

Laughing

1 bhikari ne ghar k gate se aawaz

lagayi:babuji, roti milegi?

Andar se aawaz aayi: Biwi ghar pr nahi h.

Bhikari-ji maine

    'CHUMMA' 

 nahi roti mangi hai.

True

Evolution of man:
Without shaadi- Spiderman
Shaadi k din- Superman
Shaadi k baad- Gentleman Aur
Biwi khoobsurat hui to sari umar- Watchman.