Difference between TV and Computer

What is difference between TV and Computer?

Ans.  Nothng both are ididot box but the way of using is different.

Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
.
but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

The most beautiful people

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Qurry

Son: Dady when i will get elder when i will gor for anywhere and i didn't ask for mother?
Dady: My son still i m too not so elder.

Arz kiya hai;

Arz kiya hai;
Tere dar pe sanam.......
Tere dar pe sanam, Hazar bar ayenge ,
Ghanti bajayenge or bhag jayenge.

Beauti

Chand ke liye sitare anek hai,
Sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,
Aap ke liye or huzzzar hinge,
Humare liye, aap ek han.

Confess

Bekhude ki zindagi hum jjiya nahi kerte,
Jaam dusro se chheen ker hum piya nahi karte,
Unko mohabbat hai to aa kar izhaar karien,
Pichha hum kisi ka kiya nahin karte.

Beauti

Asman Se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki Chandni se nehlai hai,
Mere dosti sambhaal ke rakhna yehdosti;
Yeh meri zendagi ki kamai hai.