Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
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Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
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Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

Do Sardar Ki Dosti

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sardar Ji or Chappal

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Judge and Lawyer

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

If every one forgets you I will be with you

If every one forgets you, I will be with you,
If every one betrays you I will be with you,
If every one lets you down I will still be with you,
But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them...

Friends are like a page in the book of life

Friends are like a page in the book of life.
Every page with a different subject.
But you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life.
Have a wonderful life....

I Am Thankful For All The Joy You Brought Into My Life

On This special Day,
A Star Of pure Love Appeared 2 be My Gift ... My Present & My Future
Which is You...!!!
I'm Very Thankful For All The Joy & happiness You Brought Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love and have a wonderful life.....!!!

Smile is FREE

You probably know what is the longest word in English language.
Yes, it is "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between the two "S" (S mile S).
And the best of all it is FREE It costs absolutely nothing for you,
but can mean the world to the person who receives it!
so please spread smiles everywhere.

Difference between TV and Computer

What is difference between TV and Computer?

Ans.  Nothng both are ididot box but the way of using is different.

Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

The most beautiful people

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Qurry

Son: Dady when i will get elder when i will gor for anywhere and i didn't ask for mother?
Dady: My son still i m too not so elder.

Arz kiya hai;

Arz kiya hai;
Tere dar pe sanam.......
Tere dar pe sanam, Hazar bar ayenge ,
Ghanti bajayenge or bhag jayenge.

Beauti

Chand ke liye sitare anek hai,
Sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,
Aap ke liye or huzzzar hinge,
Humare liye, aap ek han.

Confess

Bekhude ki zindagi hum jjiya nahi kerte,
Jaam dusro se chheen ker hum piya nahi karte,
Unko mohabbat hai to aa kar izhaar karien,
Pichha hum kisi ka kiya nahin karte.

Beauti

Asman Se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki Chandni se nehlai hai,
Mere dosti sambhaal ke rakhna yehdosti;
Yeh meri zendagi ki kamai hai.

Fact

Har narajgi ka matlab inkaar nhi hota,

Har muskurahat ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Jindagi main najre mil hi jati hai,

Mgar hur nazar ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Waiting

Chale bhi aao hum tumhi se pyar kerte hai,

Yahi toh gunah hai jo hum baar baar kerte hai,

Jalaker hum apne dil  ko muhabbat main,

Tumhare aana ka intzar kerte hai.

Pain

Juban se naam late ho,

Toh aasu aaa jate hai,

Kabhi hazaro baate kerte thay,

Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jate hai.