Love

Whenever u c love is comming 2 u...........

Welcome it with open arms,

Embrance let it enter in 2 u,

when people ask 2 u that ---   :R u in Love?

Just smile and say , "No, Love is in me".

Difference

Difference between Love and Friendship____

Balance nhi hai phir bhi baat kerna is love and balance hote huye call na kerna is known as friendship

Friendship

Friendship is a type of network that needs------

No Recharge!!!!!!!!

No Roaming!!!!!!!!!!

No Activation!!!!!!!!!!

No signal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No Validation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But just don't switch off ur heart.

Jokes

Khud ko buland ker itna ki blundi per chad jao jaise taise.
Chadne  ke baad khuda bhi tujh se puche ay ab uterega kaise kaise.


Tab tak pyar se yar mat karo
Jab tak pyar tumse pyar na kare.
Or jab pyar tumse payr kare toh
Pyar se itna pyar karo ki
Pyar kisi or se pyar na kare.

:) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

Be Aware

If anybody will be say 2 u that u r crazy.
Then don't be angry.

If anybody will be say that u r stupid.
Then u must be cool.

But if anybody will be say 2 u that u r smart
Then give a great slap after all jokes shuld be in limit.

Good day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Wish For All

Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubara , Jivan Ka har pal Mubarak
Bitye kal ki baatye choro, Aane wala har kal Mubarak.



Jokes



Ho tujhme himmat toh Taj Mahal ko hila de
Warna pile thodi si sarab aur Taj Mahal ko hilta hua Dekh.

Wish

Love is not Life.
Love is a Past of Life.
It's a better u know
My dear friend

Today waiting for someone  who wants to be my sweet valentine.

Remember

Ae khuda hamari tarah unko tanhai na de ,
Hum ji lenge tanha magar unko juda na de,
Hamari nigaho main basi rahe unki surat,
unko dikhai na de.

Tears

Baris main hum pani bankar baras jayenge,
Patjhar main phul bankar bikhar jayenge,
Kyu kya hua jo hum apko itna tang karte hai,
Kal app in lamho ke liye bhi taras jayenge

Full Form

The Full Form of JOB :-
J for Just
O for Obey
B for Boss

Fact

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

Agar koi apla dil dukhya toh uska bura mat manana,
kyuki ye kudrat ka niyam k\hai,
jis ped parsabse mithe fal hote hai, usko sabse hyada patthar lagte hai...........@

Sorrow

Dariya wafaooo ka kabi rukta nahi,
mohabat main insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
aur wo sochte hai dil hamara nahi.

Fact

Zamana kitna kharab ho gaya hai Har sawal ka ulta jawab ho gaya hai na call na miss call na sms ka jawab Har koi mobile rakh k nawab ho gaya hai.

Joke

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonch reh jati hai...;-)

Pray

Chand Chamakta He Chandni Ke Liye

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Suraj Nikalta Hai Rosni Ke Liye

-

Ye Sms Nhi Dua Hai Meri

-

Tumhari Lambi Zindgi Ke Liye

Fun

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

Aapki tasvir banate hai to adhuri reh jati hai,

kabhi seeng reh jate hai to kabhi poonch reh jati hai...;-)

Fact

Evolution of man:

Without shaadi- Spiderman

Shaadi k din- Superman

Shaadi k baad- Gentleman Aur

Biwi khoobsurat hui to sari umar- Watchman.

Fun

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Lo Hum to ab aap k mobile may charpai bicha kr beth gaye hain. Ab SMS kroge to hi uthenge

Hasi K Raste Pr Chala Karo..Khushiyo Ki Mehak Liya Karo.,PYAAR Se Dilon Ko Chua Kro..Jab Aapka DIL Udas Ho.,

Toh Is"Sweet C Aafat" Ko YAAD Kiya Kro.....